See that fucking awesome animal going ’round in the top hat? That’s Slash. He made cool one of the coolest rock bands of the 90’s, maybe of all time.
Much more so than a person wearing a KFC bucket on his head ever could.
…Yeah dude, like gnarly and shit. Thanks a lot fuck face, you helped turn my favourite band into a travelling session muso freakshow. Thanks a lot.
Forgetting for a second how humiliating and regrettable Guns’n’Roses are these days, Slash, almighty god of the pentatonic scale, makes it to Berlin to play a bunch of tracks solo and let us, for even just a few short moments, bathe in his awesome. We should go, it’s a bit pricey at €37, but you know, Slash.
If you’re bored, this is the greatest website ever created: http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/music/emilio.php